Blogsam and Jetsam

Flotsam is the part of the wreckage of a ship or its cargo found floating on the water. Jetsam is cargo or parts of a ship that are deliberately thrown overboard, as to lighten the ship in an emergency, and that subsequently either sinks or is washed ashore. This is my personal blog version of the above. Loot freely.

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Location: The Hinterlands, Upstate NY

I'm annoyed that the world is going crazier faster than it used to be. But it's interesting to watch.

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Strangest SPAM Yet...

The link doesn't seem to go anywhere...but it's honest-to-Pete real computer junk mail.
I thought the freetext at the bottom (which I've set off with italics just for all of you) was FABULOUS...

-----Original Message-----
From: celka patterson []
Sent: Thursday, August 10, 2006 1:34 PM
To: joann rodrigues
Subject: Its gonna be secret

Respect yourself!

Shortest way to be happy!

half line spotted-fever tick fox grape
boiler tube vat dye great circle
twice-detained knob lock coal brass
charity bazaar half-oxidized fruit spur
winter sweet to-do face urn
out-of-school extension-gap lathe tommy system
galley slice time-tested two-cent
gull teaser dim-gleaming vegetable fibrin


I can't wait to call someone a "twice-detained knob lock" or (better still) a "pile of dim-gleaming vegetable fibrin!"
Not to mention the workplace annoyances that can be summed up with acknowledging that one's place of employ is nothing more than "an extension-gap lathe-tommy system!"


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