SPAM Poetry

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

When the internet hands you an inbox full of crap, write poetry.

REAL subject headers from actual computer junk mail, one per line:

1-1-06 to 3-10-06


Cut my angry rigging

Not breathe the Swensen

Argumentative contributory tam

See flowerpot in Franklin

Newly arisen springe for you 18 womps

Monongahela Tarrytown cantaloupe

Baggage transgressor

Fred and amygdaloid

Affectionate scurrilous with blurb

His effie stonecrop did?

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3/13/06 to…5/11/06.


Better blueback opiate,

Scotty tropopause,

Mandarin orange brainwash,

Crush Stromberg myofibril,

Deirdre quadrilateral,

Having hallmark ascendant,

May anomaly complete,

Fledgling sauna.

Squalid brute. He is not reticent out of imbecility or mental weakness.

CHAPTER I.

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5/15/06 to 6/3/06


The plot is my own. But most of the scenes described I have witnessed.

Shyuote shrugged his shoulders. He had no inclination to reply.

Without dreadful it's envious.

Never dries up completely during the summer months.

It's cupric cowpox.

A man he has only heard about from his Mexican mother.

May the bread 's dollars analyze JAY.

Calvin corpora,

Luftwaffe inhabitant nomadic,

Blubber pathogen definitive.