Blogsam and Jetsam

Flotsam is the part of the wreckage of a ship or its cargo found floating on the water. Jetsam is cargo or parts of a ship that are deliberately thrown overboard, as to lighten the ship in an emergency, and that subsequently either sinks or is washed ashore. This is my personal blog version of the above. Loot freely.

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I'm annoyed that the world is going crazier faster than it used to be. But it's interesting to watch.

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

SPAM Poetry

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.

When the internet hands you an inbox full of crap, write poetry.

REAL subject headers from actual computer junk mail, one per line:

1-1-06 to 3-10-06


Cut my angry rigging

Not breathe the Swensen

Argumentative contributory tam

See flowerpot in Franklin

Newly arisen springe for you 18 womps

Monongahela Tarrytown cantaloupe

Baggage transgressor

Fred and amygdaloid

Affectionate scurrilous with blurb

His effie stonecrop did?

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3/13/06 to…5/11/06.


Better blueback opiate,

Scotty tropopause,

Mandarin orange brainwash,

Crush Stromberg myofibril,

Deirdre quadrilateral,

Having hallmark ascendant,

May anomaly complete,

Fledgling sauna.

Squalid brute. He is not reticent out of imbecility or mental weakness.

CHAPTER I.

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5/15/06 to 6/3/06


The plot is my own. But most of the scenes described I have witnessed.

Shyuote shrugged his shoulders. He had no inclination to reply.

Without dreadful it's envious.

Never dries up completely during the summer months.

It's cupric cowpox.

A man he has only heard about from his Mexican mother.

May the bread 's dollars analyze JAY.

Calvin corpora,

Luftwaffe inhabitant nomadic,

Blubber pathogen definitive.

2 Comments:

Blogger wen said...

Nice. That reminds me of the poem someone put together of the George W. Bushisms called "Make the Pie Higher."

June 21, 2006 12:57 PM  
Anonymous Mitzi said...

LOVE your clever use of SPAM! I might actually look forward to MY next serving now......

June 25, 2006 2:23 PM  

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