Sam's Rules of Life
So...let's start at the beginning:
SAM’S (REVISED) RULES OF LIFE
1. Never pass up an opportunity to eat, sleep, piss, shit or fuck because you never know when the next chance will come along.
2. Give love.
3. No good deed goes unpunished. (Give love anyway.)
4. Never trust a bleach blond
5. There’s room at the table for everyone.
6. Always keep a copy.
7. Never let the DM pay you in copper.
8. Never trust a cleric or a politician; they neither one earn an honest living.
9. Moderation is much harder than abstinence but also way more fun.
10. Forty is NOT thirty.
SAM’S (REVISED) RULES OF LIFE
1. Never pass up an opportunity to eat, sleep, piss, shit or fuck because you never know when the next chance will come along.
2. Give love.
3. No good deed goes unpunished. (Give love anyway.)
4. Never trust a bleach blond
5. There’s room at the table for everyone.
6. Always keep a copy.
7. Never let the DM pay you in copper.
8. Never trust a cleric or a politician; they neither one earn an honest living.
9. Moderation is much harder than abstinence but also way more fun.
10. Forty is NOT thirty.
posted by SamD | 9:38 AM
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Nice website, Lady!
When we moved into the little house on Paulina 12 years ago, we decided that the over-grown hedgemaiden smelled lovely and kept it to cover nearly half the lawn...it was definitly a big incentive to mowing...
Here in Chicago the stuff is called Creeping Charley...
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